Joke
JOKE OF THE DAY – SANTA SINGH
Santa Singh is at the railway station. He asks a man “When will Rajdhani Express go from here?”
Man Replies 12.30.
“When will Deccan Queen go from here?”
Man Replies 11.30.
“When will Punjab Express go from here?”
Man Replies 10.30.
Santa Singh goes on asking about all the trains.
Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to Punjab by train or not.
Santa replies, “No I just want to cross the tracks!”
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A pouch potato.
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I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
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