Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? Nothing, they were free of charge!
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving little messages around the house.
Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next...
Why are crabs so bad at sharing? Because they’re all shellfish.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named “Mighty Storm”?...
