What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What building in New York has the most stories? The public library.
