I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a...
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why were they called the “dark ages?” Because there were a lot of knights.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What does a house wear? Address!
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants
Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
