What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.
I tried to win a suntanning competition. But all I got was bronze.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, the signs were all there.
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”
