Where do snowmen keep their savings? In the snowbank.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the giraffe get such bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
What kind of shoes does a spy wear? Sneakers.
What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
