What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
Why won’t skeletons fight each other? They just don’t have the guts.
Why won’t skeletons fight each other? They just don’t have the guts.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something.
What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something.
Did you hear about the carrot detective? He always got to the root of every case.
What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves
