Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny.
