What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
